HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...
Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
The young playboy took a blind date to an…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a...
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
Blonde Jokes
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.