50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
Blonde quickies 231-240
231. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides...
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...