Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
Nosy husband…
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in...