Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
Cat jokes 04
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
On the road again.
One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her...
Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Revenge of the Blondes!
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt.-Who makes...
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...