Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
Why can’t a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up...
How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...
Armando asks…
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor…
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
Best In The World
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...