Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA…
An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreignexchange to...
Psych 101
A professor of a Freshman Psychology course had a class of 400 students. His...
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with…
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their...
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.