Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
Don’t Be Sexist!
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that!
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...
Drugs have a generic name.
Generic Drug Names:Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin.So what’s the generic...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock…
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the...