Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
What do you get when you cross a crooked politician…
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest...
Women Jokes
Q – Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A – So they...
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
The inmates last wish!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...