A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
A closer call
The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner...
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years…
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Tired of male bashing?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and…
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...