3 Sick Soldiers…
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
Flea jokes 02
|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...
Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...