New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
Internet highway blues
|The Information Highway BluesMy baby’s got my 486. My cellular phone’s on the blink....
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
Men Have Two Faults
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....