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Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Laying off employees
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They...
Indian chief’s signal
|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth…
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
Sleep Well?
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
What type of prize did you win?
|A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...