Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
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10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...
Cocky Gunslinger
It’s 1880, the decade of gunslingers and gentlemen. This is a story of one...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
Tree Talk
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!