The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Congressional Question?
If the prefix “con” is the opposite of the prefix “pro”, then is “Congress”...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians…Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never...