Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!
The Wolf Man…HOWL!
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.”How...
Just doing his job!
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the...
housekeepers
Regardless of what you may hear, there’s still many women these days who are...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!