Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
A Brief History Of Medicine
A short history of medicine: I have an earache. 2000 B.C. – Here, eat...
Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
A Fish Story!
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man...