Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
How can I believe in God when just last week…
“How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught...
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock…
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the...
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
Knock Knock Jokes 8
Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...