To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
Bad News 5
This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...