A wife begins to get a little worried because…
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin…
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...