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Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
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