First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
Polygamy and…
A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in...
Internet can get worse
|Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by...