Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
The Wish…..
There was this boy that lived with his mother.One night the boy woke up...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
The AOL Car
The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...