What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
In the croakroom!
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years…
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...