Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
Well I wanna be a…
There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn’t find a way...
A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in...
The World’s Worst Joke!
…’Well, it wasn’t that tragic. Soon after that, I started seeing another man who...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...