Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
Father Murphy met Casey
|Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella. Father...
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...