Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...
Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
She Fetches All
Gena is such a good wife. Why, just let her husband get home late...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...