Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim…
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Men That Are Into Commitment
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into...
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
The Family Dentist
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth...