Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
Texan Buys Spread
A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Funny bubbles
Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles,...
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...