The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip”...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Questions & Answer Quickies!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...
Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love
Why Jim Smith Lost His First LoveJim Smith wished to buy a present for...