Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
Death by Job Title!
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into...
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...