Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Red fire fighter
|There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes...
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing…
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on...
A blonde detective
|A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...