yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
Like GST
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST — Goods and Services Tax nowin...
Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills...
Actual calls to technical support
|Computer novices may feel like they’re alone these days, but some of the following...
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest...