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yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC…
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura....
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A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American…
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight....
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...