You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
If You Love Something….
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.