Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at…
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...