Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life?
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life? Figuring out which...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to…
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
Merry Christmas law
|Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes...