The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
That is ONE!
A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had growen tired of working...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...