Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
A moose-quito!
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Patient & Doctor
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Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
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Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...
New scientific thoeries IV
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Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”