A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
Lawyer, police man, doctor
3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
Think you’re having a bad day!
If you think you’re having a bad day…read these true stories!1. The average cost...