yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...