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A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself...
Penis Tax
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Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses...
Microsoft buys church
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After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
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Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...