Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top…
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld’s...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...
The Essay.
A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...