Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...
Oh Human Sexuality
When it comes to human sexuality, men are like microwave ovens and women are...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race…
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going togive...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...