Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
Quotes of Yogi Berra
|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”"Baseball...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
More Computer Viruses!
DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive...