A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
I knew it was true…I knew it!
Well, if there’s any truth to this study at all, then I should live...
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.
Because they’re wrigleys!
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Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
A drill instructor at Airborne school was…
A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making...
New dinosaur found!
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On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!