Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Trapped within a bog
|Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
Lady Sunbathing
A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
The Doctors
Nowadays there’s little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches...