This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
The Latest E-mail Virus
There is a computer virus that is being sent across the Internet. If you...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
fulfill a lifelong dream
|For a holiday, Mulvaney decided to go to Switzerland to fulfill a lifelong dream...