Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
It is all in the money
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...