Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...