The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
Two neighbors had been fighting each other…
Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don’t realise how much...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...