Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!
On Childless Marriage
My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
On Sale Now!
A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...