Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
-How do you get down from an elephant?You don’t. You get down from a...
Shipwrecked!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
Sudanese government
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
Some professions
Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl...