Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...