The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau…
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall....
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Cars that Start
Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...