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My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
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A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
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The Perverse Guide To Getting Hired
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I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told...
tough mosquito
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Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out...
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Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
Two angry neighbors
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